C: Resolution
RESOLUTION! re-zə-ˈlü-shən n. The state or quality of being resolute; firm determination. This is so trite, that I almost can’t bring myself to write it. After all, how cliché is the “New Year’s Resolution,” anyway. Still, I find myself sorely in need of one—and in need of actually keeping it, for once. This year I need to leave somewhere else 50 pounds of myself. Just gotta do it…There are things I want to do, and this extra part of me is getting in the way. I love food, no doubt, but what I have come to see is that in times of high stress, I turn to food for comfort. The problem is, it works…I feel better at those times, but that leads to extra poundage, which is now bogging me down. My biggest problem is at work, which is high-octane all the time. Here is the text of the Interoffice memo I sent to all my staff today: INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM DATE: January 4, 2010 TO: ENTIRE STAFF FROM: C RE: 2010 office standard operating procedure update—no deviations! ____...